Headlines for: 12-28-2000

ADVISORY SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) -- In honor of the new year, Wireless Flash editors have picked the "Nutty 9," 2000's Most Bizarre News Stories. It makes a perfect year-in-review

PODIUM SHAPE BLAMED FOR AL GORE'S LOSS OAKVILLE, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- The Florida recount isn't what caused Al Gore's defeat to George W. Bush -- It was actually the podium used by the Veep during his

SNEEZE ENTHUSIASTS FIND FLU SEASON SEXY MANCHESTER, U.K. (Wireless Flash) -- If you hate how you look when you have a cold, this should make you breathe easier: Some folks are turned on by sneezing.

MOUSE CLICKING MAY TRIGGER DIARRHEA LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Web surfers beware: Excessively clicking your mouse could cause you to download into your pants.

ALABAMA WOMAN: `I WAS DICK CHENEY'S SEX SLAVE' HUNTSVILLE, Ala. (Wireless Flash) -- A Huntsville, Alabama, woman claims she was part of a CIA mind-control project that required her to engage in sex with several top politicians --

CAST OF BIGFOOT BUTT CASTS NEW LIGHT ON SASQUATCH PORTLAND, Ore. (Wireless Flash) -- A plaster cast of what supposedly is the buttocks of a Bigfoot-like creature is under investigation in the Pacific Northwest.

MAN INVENTS ANTI-E.T. ABDUCTION HATS BELLEVUE, Wash. (Wireless Flash) -- If you've been plagued by alien abductions, this ought to flip your lid: A man in Bellevue, Washington, claims he's created a special hat that

BUSH'S SHEEP: SHEEPISH ABOUT MOVING TO D.C. KAUAI, Hawaii (Wireless Flash) -- George W. Bush is moving to the White House but his three pet sheep are sheepish about moving from Texas.

INTEREST IN WINE ENEMAS OVERFLOWING SANTA CLARA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- More people are enjoying wine these days -- but some aren't exactly sipping it. Experts say there's been a recent increase in the

MAD HATTER: MUSICIAN MAKES ROADKILL HATS AUSTIN, Tex. (Wireless Flash) -- A drummer in Austin, Texas, is getting a reputation as a "mad hatter" thanks to his unique hobby: making hats out of roadkill.

SPECIAL BONUS SECTION: MEMORABLE WIRELESS FLASH QUOTES FROM 2000 SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) -- 2000 was a banner year for celebrities confessing their wackiest secrets to Wireless