Headlines for: 05-01-2001

DOGGIE INVENTOR GOES TO FIRE HYDRANT IN THE SKY BUCKNER, Mo. (Wireless Flash) – Funeral services will be held later today for the world’s only canine inventor, “Buck the Bloodhound” – who helped create the world’s first testicular implants for pets.

POTHEADS MARCHING TO WEED OUT ALCOHOL NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – The world will definitely go to pot this Saturday (May 5) if marijuana smokers have their way. About 1 million potheads in 130 cities worldwide are expected to

MOST CINCO DE MAYO MARGARITAS ARE FOR GRINGOS SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) – This news could leave a sour taste in your mouth if you’re planning on tossing back a few margaritas for Cinco De Mayo (May 5).

MEET THE SUMO WRESTLER TURN-CHEF SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) – If you want to learn how to cook Japanese food, don’t go to cooking school, just become a sumo wrestler. That’s the advice of 260-pound Chef Koji Makiyama, who credits his

MINKS HAVE SEX FOR EIGHT HOURS – AND OTHER BIZARRE SEX FACTS LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Guys, if a woman calls you a “worm” after you have sex, she might be paying you a compliment. According to sex educator Lou Paget, worms have a lot of staying power in

SEE NEW ‘STAR WARS’ FILM BEFORE ANYONE ELSE FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (Wireless Flash) – The next Star Wars sequel isn’t scheduled for release until summer of 2002. However, a man in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, claims it’s possible to see it now – if you

‘SOPRANOS’ CAST MEMBER REALLY A BASS BARITONE NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – A cast member of the HBO mob drama, The Sopranos, hopes his new CD will bring new meaning to the term, “Number one with a bullet.”

DO YOU HAVE AMERICA’s MOST VALUABLE LEGS? NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Mary Hart had her legs insured, and so can any woman if they are deemed the nations “Most Valuable Legs.” In a search for the Most Valuable Legs, the Jergens lotion company says it

WEDDING SHOWERS FOR MEN TOO NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – It looks like men have finally got wise to the benefits of bridal showers. According to the upcoming issue of Bride’s Magazine, the latest