Headlines for: 08-13-2001

ELVIS TO MATERIALIZE AT FLORIDA BOWLING ALLEY FT. LAUDERDALE, Fla. (Wireless Flash) – A struggling country musician who claims to be in contact with Elvis Presley’s spirit says The King will materialize Friday night at a Florida bowling alley.

CONDIT’S BODY LANGUAGE: PUBLIC DOESN’T TRUST HIM NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – If actions speak louder than words, then Congressman Gary Condit’s body language may be the reason some are calling for his resignation.

JESSE JAMES’ GRAVE CONTROVERSY WON’T DIE FULLERTON, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – Jesse James has been dead for almost 120 years, but the controversy over the location of his grave still hasn’t died.

MONTY HALL WANTS TO ‘MAKE A DEAL’ FOR A NEW SHOW LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Let’s Make A Deal host Monty Hall says he’s on the verge of making a deal for a new version of the classic game show.

SCIENTISTS TO CLONE METAL EATING PLANTS WEST LAFAYETTE, Ind. (Wireless Flash) – It sounds like something from The Little Shop of Horrors but scientists are on the verge of cloning metal-eating plants.

ELIJAH WOOD: ‘TOLKIEN FANS ARE GONNA CRUCIFY ME’ NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – The star of the movie based on J.R.R. Tolkien’s fantasy trilogy The Lord of the Rings admits he’s never even read the series.

DUMB BLONDE AUTHOR SHOWS HER SMARTS TORONTO (Wireless Flash) – Here’s something for the Barbie doll in all of us: A dictionary for dumb blondes. Canadian comic Sari Colt has just penned The Dumb Blonde Dick Shunary of

DENVER, COLORADO: HEALTHIEST CITY FOR PETS ST. LOUIS, Mo. (Wireless Flash) – The city of Denver, Colorado, is the cat’s meow with pet owners – it’s the healthiest city for pets in America.

THE BABY NAME GAME NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – It takes some expectant parents longer to name their baby than it does to conceive and give birth to the little whippersnapper.

FLASH LITES: RIP ‘N’ READ POP CULTURE RECAP BOSTON (Wireless Flash) – The owner of the Bull & Finch pub, the inspiration for TV’s Cheers, will soon open a replica of the TV show bar to satisfy disappointed tourists who expect to see his bar resemble