Headlines for: 10-08-2001

STUDY: MIAMI MEN ARE LIMP AS WET NOODLES EMMAUS, Penn. (Wireless Flash) – Men who need more lead in their pencils should avoid Miami. According to a new study by Men’s Health magazine, Miami’s

OVER-THE-COUNTER ANTHRAX REMEDY NOW OUT BRONX, N.Y. (Wireless Flash) – A New York man claims he has a homeopathic remedy for Americans who are worried about anthrax and can’t wait for the government to do something about it.

‘BOB PATTERSON’ MOTIVATES MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER TO CHANGE CHANNEL PITTSBURGH, Penn. (Wireless Flash) – Jason Alexander’s new TV character, motivational speaker Bob Patterson, is motivating some real-life motivational speakers who want the show canceled.

GAS MASKS FOR PETS OK WITH ANIMAL ACTIVISTS NORFOLK, Va. (Wireless Flash) – The animal activists at People for the Ethical Treatment For Animals are giving a “paws up” to gas masks for pets in case of a biological attack.

JOHN LENNON DIDN’T LIKE RECENT TRIBUTE WASHINGTON (Wireless Flash) – Imagine being able to talk to the late John Lennon. You may be able to thanks to a computer company that has created an artificial intelligence program that mimics the Beatle’s

FAT FOLKS DON’T GET LUCKY ON TV EAST LANSING, Mich. (Wireless Flash) – It ain’t easy being fat – especially if you’re a character on TV. A new study by researchers at Michigan State University shows chubby TV

RETIRED FARMER: ‘VISITING VENUS WILL BRING WORLD PEACE’ KITCHENER, Ontario (Wireless Flash) – The problems in the Middle East could be solved just by colonizing Venus, according to an 82-year-old man from Kitchener, Ontario.

THE GUILT LENNON NEEDLESSLY TOOK TO HIS GRAVE LONDON (Wireless Flash) – Today (Oct. 9) marks the 61st anniversary of John Lennon’s birth. Tragically, sources say Lennon felt guilty that he caused the death of his

NEW TONGUE SPRAY PREVENTS HANGOVERS NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Preventing a hangover may soon be as simple as sticking out your tongue. That’s because a New York-based company will soon be releasing a new

FLASH LITES: RIP ‘N’ READ POP CULTURE RECAP BERLIN (Wireless Flash) – City officials in Cologne, Germany, have created a line of drive-in brothels in the hopes of moving the red light district away from its landmark cathedral. Clients drive their cars past a