This is a movie dream: James Woods is in a foreign airport. He's trying to get back to the United States. He has an expired passport but he took care of it at the embassy. He only needs to have it stamped at the airport and he'll been on his way home. He has all the necessary papers for this. But there's a problem at the airport: they're missing some other thing from the embassy so he couldn't board the plane just yet. They make him sit and wait with other people in a similar predicament under the shade of the plane. It's a hot day and everyone is sweating in their white suits and hats. Then James Woods notices that the pilots in the cabin are going through their pre-flight checks. They're in a hurry. They're going to take off without them. "Hey!" he yells, waking up the other people napping amongst their luggage under the wing. They catch on to what's happening and a commotion ensues when they try to stop the plane from leaving. Airport police come out of the terminal and a fight breaks out between the two groups. An elderly gentleman, his back to the commotion, is talking to James Woods. [It's another actor, but I don't remember who exactly.] Someone slices off his head from behind, it falls to the ground but he remains standing and talking from the stump which looks hollow and is ringed with a yellowish liquid. No blood. The voice coming out of it is a little raspy and wet. The man explains that he's a Zombie [he may have used a different word, I don't remember] and can't die. He asks James if he would like to become one. James agrees. The man says "This will hurt a little," and slashing James' throat from ear to ear. Again there is no blood. James' body falls to the ground but his head remains floating in the same spot. It shrinks to half size, glows a bit, becomes normal size, then it grows a new body. The plane begins to move. The rioters are too busy to notice this. James jumps on the wing and holds on as the plane flies off. The plane is now flying tens of thousands of feet above sea level but he doesn't feel cold and he isn't scared. Sometimes he's using only one hand to hold on. He's grinning a lot. He crawls his way to the tip of the wing and hangs on by his fingertips. He sees something down below and he lets go. He's falling, grinning. He does back flips. He bullets through layers of thick clouds. They break apart and we see the tops of skyscrapers rushing at us. It's the city of New York at night. James
Woods in grinning. He's invincible. He cannot die. And he's back in the
country.
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