Three Mice Drinking

Three mice are sitting and drinking in a mouse bar.

The first mouse knocks back his drink and says, "I'm one bad mouse. Why when I want cheese I go find a trap and sit on the spring while I eat. I am one bad mouse."

The second mouse knocks back his drink and says, "I'm one bad mouse. Why I chop up D-Con with a razor blade and sniff it up my nose, just for the high it gives me. I am one bad mouse."

The third mouse knocks back his drink, gets up off his bar stool and heads for the door.

The first two mice say, "Hey, where you going?"

The third mouse says, "Home! To fuck the cat."