Baby Polar Bear

A baby polar bear asks his mother "Mommy, am I one hundred percent polar bear?"

The mother looks up in thought, and replies "Well, your father is one hundred percent
polar bear, and I'm one hundred percent polar bear, so I'd say yes, you're one hundred percent polar bear."

Not satisfied with this answer, the baby polar bear goes to his father and asks "Daddy, am I one hundred percent polar bear?"

The father pauses briefly, and responds "Well, your mom's parents were both one hundred percent polar bear, and my parents were both one hundred percent polar bear, so yes,
you're one hundred percent polar bear." The Father then looks at his son and says "Why do you ask?"

The son replies "because I'm fucking freezing!!!!"