Wife Makes A Good Roast
There were these three cannibals, a married couple and a friend of the family. They
hadn't been able to find a decent meal in ages. But the friend had and idea.
Later on that day the two male cannibals sat beside a large
fire, after eating the best meal they'd had in ages.
"Your wife sure makes a good roast." commented the first cannibal.
"Yeah," replied the second. "I'm really going to miss her..."