Confuscious Says.....
Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
Passionate kiss like spider web....lead to undoing of fly.
Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
Virginity like balloon....one prick, all gone.
Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
Baseball all wrong....man with four balls can't walk.
Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Man with penis in peanut butter is fucking nuts.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
Woman who fly plane upside down have crackup.
Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.
A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.
Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.
Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Elevator smell different to midget.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Work to become, not to acquire.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Find old man in dark, not hard!
Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Ok for shit to happen . . . will decompose.
Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.
Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind.
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.
Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!
It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!
War not determine who's right, war determines who's left.
Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
Wife who put man in dog house find him in cat house.
Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
Modern house without toilet uncanny.
Woman who springs on inner-spring this spring, gets off-spring next spring
Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.
Man who sleep on railroad tracks wake up with split personality.
Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
Woman who spends much time on bedspring, may have offspring.
Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.
Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of things.
Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
Wife who slides down bannister makes monkey shine.
Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss.
He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
Man who have head up ass, have shitty outlook on life.
Man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.
A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.
He who make oral love to epileptic woman may get tongue-tied.
He who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.
Eplileptic woman who give blowjob may bite big one.
Man who have hand in pockets, not crazy, just feeling nuts.