A frog goes into a bankand approaches the teller. He can see from the nameplate the teller's name is Patricia Whack. He says,"Ms.Whack,I'd like to get a loan for a boat."
Ms.Whack, more commonly know around the office as "Patti," looks at the frog in disbelief and ask how much he wants to borrow.
The frog replies:"30,000."The teller asks his name and the frog says "Kermit Jagger."
Patti explains that 30,000 is a substantial amount of money and asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says,"Sure I have this." And he produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant,about half an inch tall.
Very confused, Patti explains she'll have to consult the manager, and disapears into a back office. She finds the manager and reports. "There's a frog here named Kermit Jagger. He wants to borrow 30,000, and use this little pink elephant as collateral- I mean what the heck is this?"
She holds out the tiny pink elephant and the bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack,Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old mans a Rolling Stone!"