Frog Calls Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline to find out what the future holds for him in the love department.
The psychic says cheerfully "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog thinking that this is great news since he had been alone for so long says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic in a gloomy voice. "Next semester in her biology class."