This is a formal letter to YOU to tell you once and for all that I hate you. I have tried to be subtle about it. I have tried many different ways to tell you this but unfortunately none of it got through your thick skull!! So please take this final hint and STOP sending me ICQ messages. I have you on invisible, I still remember the day that I found that wonderful little button!! You see what that does is even if I am online YOU can't see me!! WOOHOO Oh the ways that I desperately try to avoid you. You are so annoying, and really to be honest with you stupid. You think that you are funny, but I got news for you, I have never laughed at one of your so called jokes.
It has gotten to the point where I don't even remember your original nickname anymore, because a long time ago I gave you a more deserving name "Annoying Idiot"
I don't even bother reading your messages any more because you are so full of it. You lie so much that in all reality I have no idea who or what you are. When I named you idiot I think that I may have given you too much credit, because any idiot would have caught on to the messages I've sent you trying to make you stop.
For example I was looking in my message history today and re read some of the excuses (lies) that I wrote to you so you would leave me alone.
1st Excuse - It was really nice knowing you but I am afraid that I can no longer afford my internet connection, so I won't be online any more. But I really hope that you have a great life!! :)
I was really nice in the first few messages, sure I lied but I wanted to spare your feelings and I figured that you wouldn't write because I would no longer be online. But I still get your daily messages.
5th Excuse - Yes the cheaper internet connection is fine, but like I said I don't hardly get any time online. I think that I will be selling this computer, I need the money for something else so I won't be online anymore. I hope you have a good life!!
But this didn't get through to you either......
10th Excuse - It was great of my parents to take care of my bills so I wouldn't have to sell the computer, and the roof finally stopped leaking. But you know I wish I would have sold this stupid thing it is freezing and I can't get it to work right. So I am going to cancel my internet connection and do something else with my life. Have a nice life!
This had the opposite effect on you and you started writing 2-3 messages a day. Finally I found the invisible option and had some peace from you!! :) But the messages kept coming and coming, driving me nuts!!
17th Excuse - I know it was great that my neighbor could fix my computer and the hole he made patching my roof is all fixed now. However I have been diagnosed with a deadly disease and my Doctor has given me 3 weeks to live. I won't be online any more I am going to spend my time with my family. This is good bye, have a life.
I no longer think that you are an idiot, idiots are much smarter then you are. You are a special kind of stupid. It is 2 months since that last message, YOU are writing to a dead person. Get the freakin' hint already. Stop writing me ICQ messages you annoying idiot, because I can't stand YOU!!!
So pack your bags and stop messaging me, move on!! BYE!!
Okay now settle down, this was all just a joke, haha.... or was it!!! :) But we all know that we have someone on our lists like that don't we?? LOL
Midi: Everything About You by Ugly Kid Joe
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