Millennia Year Application Software System
This memo is to announce the development of a new firm-wide software system. We are
currently building a data center that will contain all firm data that is Year 2000
compliant. The program is referred to as the "Millennia Year Application Software
System" (MYASS). Next Monday at 9:00 there will be a meeting in which I will show
MYASS to everyone. We will continue to hold demonstrations throughout the month so that
all employees will have an opportunity to get a good look at MYASS.
As for the status of the implementation of the program, I have not addressed the
networking aspects, so currently only one person at a time can use MYASS. This restriction
will be removed after MYASS expands. Several people are using the program already and have
come to depend on it. Just this morning I walked into a subordinate's office and was not
surprised to find that he had his nose buried in MYASS. I've noticed that some of the less
technical personnel are somewhat afraid of MYASS. Just last week, when asked to enter some
information into the program, I had a secretary say to me "I'm a little nervous, I've
never put anything in MYASS before." I volunteered to help her through her first time
and when we were through she admitted that it was relatively painless and she was actually
looking forward to doing it again. She went so far as to say that afterusing SAP and
Oracle, she was ready to kiss MYASS.
I know there are concerns over the virus that was found in MYASS upon initial
installation, but I am pleased to say the virus has been eliminated and we were able to
save MYASS. In the future, however, protection will be required prior to entering MYASS.
We planned this database to encompass all information associated with the business. So as
you begin using the program, feel free to put anything you want into MYASS. As MYASS grows
larger, we envision a time when it will be commonplace to walk by an office and see a
manager hand a paper to an employee and say "Here, stick this in MYASS".
This program has already demonstrated great benefit to the company during recent OSHA and
EPA audits. After requesting certain historical data the agency representatives were
amazed at how quickly we provided the information. When asked how the numbers could be
retrieved so rapidly our Environmental Manager proudly stated "Simple, I just pulled
them out of MYASS".