Parrot & Young Lady

A young lady goes into a pet store looking to buy a parrot.   She looks around a the birds for a while and finally picks one named Charlie.   She walks up to the counter and tells the owner that she wants to buy Charlie.

The pet store owner says "Look lady, I will level you with you, you don't want to buy Charlie, he has the most vulgar mouth that I have ever seen any parrot have."

The lady responds "I want to buy him, I know how to handle that and I will have speaking properly with cussing in no time flat."

With that the store owner said "Fine, no refunds, no returns, you buy him he's yours"

The young woman brings Charlie home and that night as she was changing to get into her night clothes Charlie squawked "Nice legs Baby, show me more!"

The woman upset by what Charlie had said took and put Charlie in the freezer for 3 minutes.  Took him out and put him back in the cage saying "Well I hope you learned you lesson!"

Next night, as she was get undressed to put on her night clothes Charlie squawed "Nice tits Baby, shake them for me!"

The woman truly disgusted by Charlie's mouth again grabbed him and threw him in the freezer this time for 5 minutes instead of 3.  She took him out, placed him in his cage and asked "Well did you learn your lesson this time?"

Charlie said "Sure did, but I got one question for you"

"What?" asked the woman.

"What did the fuckin' turkey do, ask for a blow job?"