Redneck Computer Terms

   BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
    BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
    BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
    BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
    CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
    CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
    TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
    CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
    DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
    DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
    FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
    HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
    HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
    INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
    KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
    MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
    MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
    MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
    MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
    NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
    ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
    ROM - Where the pope lives
    SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
    SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
    SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year
    SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear