Teach The Monkey

This guy walked into a bar with a monkey on a string. He sat at the bar, and announced
that the monkey is for sale.

The barman relied "I don't want any monkey!! They destroy everthing, and they are a
nuisance!"

The guy replied "But this is a special monkey. It gives a really good blowjob. Look, go
in the back and try it out."

After 10 minutes, the barman returns with a broad grin. "Man, that monkey is really good!! How much do you want for it?" $200 was exchanged.

That evening, the barman returned home to his wife. "Hi, dear. I just bought this monkey. I want you to teach it to cook and wash, and   then I want you to get the hell out of this house!!!"