A Teacher was helping her student with a math problem. She recited the following math problem. "There are three birds sitting on a wire. A gunman shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left on the wire?"
The boy pauses. "None," he replied thoughtfully.
"No, no, no. Let's try again," the teacher says patiently. She holds up three fingers. "There are three birds sitting on the wire. A gunman shoots one," she puts one finger down, "how many birds are left on the wire?"
"None," the boy says with authority.
The teacher sighs. "Tell me why you came up with that."
"It's simple," says the boy, "after the gunman shot one bird, he scared the other two away."
"Well," she says, "it's not technically right, but I like the way you think."
"Okay," chimes the boy, "now let me ask you a question. There are three women sitting on a bench eating popsicles. One woman is licking the popsicle, one woman is biting the popsicle and one is sucking the popsicle. Which one is married?" he asks innocently.
The teacher looked at the boy's angelic face and writhed in agony, turning three shades of red.
"C'mon," the boy says impatiently, "one is licking the popsicle, one is biting, and one is sucking. Which one is married?"
"Well," she gulps and in a barely audible whisper replies, "the one who is sucking?"
"No," he says with surprise, " the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think!"