Who To Marry
Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for
their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy. The first man
married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky
guy. Nurses are known to be hot
to trot".
The second man married a telephone operator. Joe showed them to their room and thought to
himself,"Wow, he's a lucky one. Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop
that top button...".
The third man married a school teacher. Joe showed them to their room and thought to
himself "poor guy, she's pretty but teachers are just too frigid".
The next morning Joe reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected only the
teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two would call much later
in the day.
6:00 a.m.
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The phone rings it's the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The nurse's husband opened the
door and Joe stepped back in shock. The man's pajamas were still pressed and his hair
nicely combed. Joe asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was
her nagging voice saying " you're not sanitary, you're not sanitary". Joe went
back down to
the main desk to wait for the next call.
6:30 a.m.
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The telephone operator's husband calls for breakfast. Joe brings it as fast as possible
hoping for the best. The man opens the door and Joe stepped back in shock. The man's hair
and pajamas were properly combed and pressed. Joe asks," What happened? Telephone
operators are suppose to be as sexy as their voices."
The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last
night was her a nasal voice saying, "your three minutes are up, your three minutes
are up."
Joe went back down to the desk, just knowing the teachers husband will be calling any
minute.
4:30 p.m.
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The teacher's husband called for breakfast. Joe can't believe it but quickly took the
breakfast to the couples room. The man opened the door and Joe took a step back in shock.
The wore only his boxers and his hair was a mess. He had scratch marks on his chest, arms
and legs. Joe fearing the worst asked " What happened to you? Did you have a
fight?"
The man smiles and happily replies,"No. Son, when you marry be sure to marry a school
teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We are going to do
this over and over, until we get right."