1. Are you currently attending, will you attend, or have you in the past attended a college or university?
2. Have you ever corrected a teacher or instructor?
3. Because technically they were wrong and you were right?
4. Did this result in a disagreement?
5. Did you win?
6. Do people frequently come to you, rather the instructor, with questions?
7. Because you’re more knowledgeable about the subject?
8. Do you color code your school supplies?
9. Have you ever felt that any given class was totally worthless and was teaching you nothing?
10. Is your intelligence deceptive? “Gee, I’d never have thunk ya a geek to look at ya!”
11. Do you think you should get language credits in school for know HTML?
12. Do you speak to animals and/or inanimate objects?
13. Have you ever consumed an entire container (any size) of any flavor of Ben & Jerry’s in one sitting?
14. Extra points if it was Cherry Garcia, Chunky Monkey, Rainforest Crunch, or Phish Food.
15. Do you frequently talk to yourself?
16. And answer yourself?
17. Have you gotten used to being stared at?
18. Do you actually kind of like it now?
19. Do you like to hang around it pet stores?
20. Have you ever walked into a wall tree, or other immovable object that you knew quite well was there?
21. Have you ever found a living creature in your room that wasn’t supposed to be there?
22. Do you know what it means to 'McGuyver' something?
23. Have you ever done this?
24. Have you ever gotten up onto a wall, chair, or other focal point and sang, screamed, or done something else in an attempt to make a scene?
25. Have you ever played truth or dare?
26. Have you ever squashed pennies on the train tracks?
27. Without the use of the train?
28. Do you prefer the internet to chatting on the telephone or in person?
29. Has anyone ever called you a geek, nerd, weirdo, spaz, or freak?
30. Did you thank them?
31. Do you know what a Jane is?
32. Do you hate them?
33. Do you fear or loathe girl scouts (or boy scouts)?
34. Even though you used to be one?
35. Have you ever hissed or growled at a human?
36. Have you ever wished a plague on somebody?
37. Extra points if it was a creative plague. Ex. ‘A Plague of cookie-peddling girl scouts upon your house!’
38. Have you ever played out a little scene of someone's untimely demise in your head?
39. Do you enjoy baiting idiots?
40. Only to crush them?
41. Do you listen to music that nobody’s ever heard of?
42. Lostsa extra points if you know either of these songs: The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (William Shatner and Leonard Nemoy) or The Saga Begins (Weird Al Yankovick)
43. Have you ever defaced a popular ‘girlie’ magazine (Seventeen, YM)
44. Are all of your friends at any given time geeks and nerds?
45. Do you have a pack, posse, or clan of fellow weirdos?
46. Have you ever played D&D?
47. Do you know what a Bodkin is?
48. Do you read fantasy novels?
49. Have you ever attended a medieval or renaissance faire?
50. Do you know what the SCA is?
51. Have you ever talked to, IM'd, or e-mailed Monique?
52. Have you ever had a burning desire to know just what the Hell Squinky means?

Squinky.