So, you really want to know about me? Guess I outta tell you then. But let me tell you a bit about yourself first. Just from the fact that you came here, I know that you're either:

1. Really, really brave.
2. Really, really stupid.
Or

3. A stalker of some kind.

I can accept that. If you can too, then feel free to continue on, if not, just hit the back browser on you're browser and repeat "there's no place like home, there's no place like home...."

Real name:Monique Poirier

Gender:Female

Age:18

Species:Begrudgingly I'll admit that I'm currently human, in this narrow plane of existence, until I can correct that flaw.

Location:Chestnut Hill, MA. It's the Greater Boston area.

Height: 5'5"

Eye color:The kind of hazel that can change. If you look really close in the pic above they're green grey on the edge, then brown, then green in the middle.

Hair color:Brown

Zodiac sign:Leo

Chinese zodiac sign:Boar

Personality type:Arrogant bitch. But seriously, generally a loner, rather idealistic. Apt to meow at friends. Apt to hiss at strangers. Aka 'That girl in the combat boots with the pencil behind her ear'

Birthstone:Peridot

Level of html/java knowledge:Enough to make my page >;-)

Stuff I'm into online:Writer's guilds, medieval costuming, SFWA, furries, ICQ, AIM, AIMSTER, my own site, and the sites of others.

Stuff I'm into offline:Drawing, sculpting, writing, freedom of speech, the seeking of knowledge, reading, reading, reading, reading, reading, star trek, human psychology, animals, biking, hiking, singing, and avoiding those who would attempt to crush my soul as they have crushed the souls of so many others that have come before.

Stuff I'm not into: Celebrity-ism (the worship of celebrities, i.e. Nsync, BSB, Brittany spears etc...), trends, fads, ignorance, fake dialects (baby talk, homey-g, etc..) and anybody who tries to sort people out into neat and tidy pre-defined little groups.

Full name: see above.

Living arrangement: All Female Dorm. Need I say more?

What do you think about Ouija boards: A great way to find out which of your friends has the shortest attention span. Among my friends it's generally me. "It's moving" "You're movinh it!" "Who wants pizza?"

What is on your mouse pad: The PMC CAB logo

Favorite board game:Mancala, followed closely by Encore

Favorite magazine: Writer's Digest

What's the first thing you think when you wake in the morning: 'What day is it?'

Roller coaster-exciting or scary: I love roller-coasters. Especially the upside-down, inside-out, 3 G's, 200 MPH, 60 degree angle drop kind. I need my adrenaline fix! Woooo!

Pencil or pen: Pencil for drawing, pen for scribbling illegibly, keyboard for anything that might need to be read by another sentient being.

How many rings before you answer the phone: Unless I'm expecting somebody or am home alone, I don't answer it at all. In those cases, usually not even a full ring. I'm quick.

Future son's name:Why would I think about this?

Future daughter's name:See above.

Favorite foods: Steak Diane, Caesar salad, buffalo wings (preferably boneless) most things that contain chicken, anything followed by the word 'Alfredo' or the name of a wine, and ramen noodles.

Chocolate or vanilla: Ice cream- vanilla, all other things- chocolate!

Favorite ice cream: Grasshopper pie, followed by cookies and cream, black forest cake and cherry garcia.

Croutons or bacon bits:Both. I want crunchy and flavorful!

Do you like to drive: No! No no no no no!

Do you sleep with stuffed animals:Is it wrong of me that when I read that question the first time, the first word that popped into me head was 'plushophile'?

Storms - cool or scary:Love them thunderstorms. Unless I'm camping. They kinda suck to be in when all that keeps you from them is a millimeter of nylon and vinyl

What type was your first car:Ain't got no car. Never had one. See the driving question.

Favorite alcoholic drink:None of the above.

Who is your favorite poet?: Um... Shel Silverstien, I suppose. Though Robert Frost, Maya Angeloue, and Edgar Allen Poe are all right up there.

Do you eat the stem of broccoli:Not unless it's cooked beyond recognition and covered in some kind of tastey sauce.

If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be:Internationally famous writer. Damnit I'm jealous of J.K. Rowling.

What is on the walls in your bedroom:Add: Dorm room. X-mas lights, a big-ass poster collage of quotes, bumper stickers, and pictures, an Escher poster, a Lord of the Rings Movie poster, a poster of Stonehenge at sunset, a bulletin board, 4 months worth of 1-month callendars, silk leaves in autumn colors stolen from the dining hall, Mardi-gras beads obtained at Collegefest 2001, dried roses, the little foam Gator they gave each of us at orientation, 20 ways to get along with your room mate, and the faded horseshoes ripped off of a trampled 3D Marlboro poster that was lying on the floor at Park Street Station (I do not in any way support smoking, I just like horseshoes). In related decorating, there are strings of Origami cranes and several crow feathers hanging from the ceiling.

Is the glass half empty or half full:You mean I wasn't supposed to drink that? Because I did and I don't remember how full it was...

Favorite movie:Dead Poet's Society, Finding Forrester, The Princess Bride, Monty Python:Holy Grail, Watership Down, The Planet of the Apes Quintology (I've yet to see the new version. Looks like it'll suck).

Do you type on the right keys: I type at over 100 wpm. The keys are irrelevant.

What's under your bed:Drawers full of shoes.

What is your favorite number:Pi, followed closely by 42.

Favorite sport to watch: I watch not of sports. I play not of sports. I think not of sports, I know not of sports. Do we see a pattern emerging here?

Do you IM:With people I know only. All random chatters will be bitched at. See the Arena for results.

Webster you visit most often: http://www.thesaurus.com ... What?! I'm a writer!

What are you stressed about right now: I'm in college. Shall I count the ways?

Have you ever had sex: I'm still worthy of being sacrificed to a medieval European dragon. Meaning no.

How far have you gotten with a member of the opposite sex: Canada.

Do you have a crush:Only if you're implying soda.

As you've guessed by now I'm pretty adamant about the fact that I am unique, as is every other person. I'm also cocky, proud, idealistic, arrogant, and exceedingly bitchy. If you don't like what I have to say, I have a simple solution for you: