Posted by dave attell on Mon Mar 4 02:53:25 2002: IP Address: 209.94.213.16
Booya! The big guys with the silver lighters and magic condoms are unto me again forcing me to reach out to the internet commute or they'll soak my penis in my own semen plus some other guys semen and acid spit. Ha! All forgetting the initial first-time-using-computer fustration, I finally got myself up and running with alittle help from a gay guy with glasses. Ok, what do I say here? It's not like I can see you all. Hello? I'm hunt'n a' peckin here ata this here keyboard I tell ya. Well, what a boring way of communicating... I have to sit here and wait for you to reply when you feel like it?! If I could pay a hooker like that...
Anyway... thanks for... this Dave discussion thingy you got goin' here... Fans? Keep it up. I gotta go get a whore that's all about butt plugs and blowin' a job, you know what I mean.
What do I do know? Sign this mother? Does this home key show my ex-girlfriend masturbating at her home? Maybe that's when insert follows up then huh? End...
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