I accept full responsibility for all acts commited by readers of the contents of this page (but not my 0wn), and of the contents of all pages that may be accessed in the manner that this page was accessed. Thanks to the space provider of this page! (knowingly or not ;)
Ennywayz, don't take this page too seriously. 'Least i dont have a stirring Reader's Digest Hacker Manifesto page on here.
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| "War in the 21st Century will be "mano a mano"--we are not ready." -Robert Steele |
What are all those funny green boxes by the side of the road?
Want to find out? Click here to see inside them!
Hiya kids! This is Bluewolf, ur beige page h0st with a thrilling Beige Page FAQ! Think it's dumb? Well, FUCK YOU! =)
Q. I lost my notes. What's a beige box?
A. A beige box is a telephone with two alligator clips (or whatever) on the end in place of the normal plug. The clips go on the red & green (middle 2) wires. Check out the pics.
Q. What if you get shocked?
A. Unless you've mistakenly opened a power box, and the line's not ringing, it won't hurt u assuming you're touching the wires with your hands. BUT, if that line rings you'll be shocked the same as sticking your hands in a light socket, which can kill. BTW, try plugging your phone ringer into the wall socket.. it rings 3x faster (loud!).
Q. Isn't beige boxing dangerous?
A. Some areas have silent alarms built into the cans, so if you're in a new area, when u crack ur 1st can check it physically. If you don't trust urself w/ that then w8 to see if Mr. Bellco comes along.
Q. I carry a gun so I don't care about Mr. Telcop. So is boxing dangerous or not?
A. Depends how you do it. It's so easy to make a beige box that even incredibly stupid people can do it, thanks to naive www pages like this. It's more of a gamble boxing from a car, because of the plates... I've gotta do something about that.
Q. Am I incredibly stupid? (you, not me)
A. Well, you're reading this, at least, but it's hard to tell online. If you're incredibly stupid, I suggest watching television as an alternative hobby. If you consider yourself a phreak and you're actually learning alot from this page, then, uh, have fun phreax0rin' that remote control. Oh no! WebTV hackers! hehe ennywayz..
Q. How do I hook my beige box up to a trunk line?
A. You need is a Spectra trunk tester. Ok, actually you don't, but wouldn't it be fun to overload the network with 500 calls a second... The bottom line is, u have to know a bit about what you're doing. A SONET line wouldn't be happy with a CATV drop tap spliced in (aren't I smart? =).. j/k, but is it T1? E1/CEPT? Assuming ur target is PCM based, stay passive & school urself until you're either hired or arrested.
Q. I used to think you were cool, but when u didn't really answer that last quextion, I noticed that you still use words like "0wnz3d." You're not elite! You probably even collect warez.
A. You've f0und me 0ut. I was kinda h0ping n0 0ne w0uld |\|071c3. I have all the warez I'll ever need. I'm more of an mp3/DVD/R0Mz lamur now.
Q. Why don't you put more work into this page?
A. I don't want to.
Q. Why are you doing this?
A. By pooling information, we can fight for a kinder, gentler underground: a new mainstream. Q. He's ideological, isn't that schweet? A. Fuck you. ;)
-[ Safety 1st!]-
Games are dangerous when ya don't know all the rules. I've never been caught for anything because 1) I plan everything, 2) I've been consistantly lucky, and 3) I'm really fuxxin paranoid. Traveling alot helps, too, since usually I'll never return to the can. But I know several people who drink and box, and none of them keeps secure boxes (other box) or has a clean wreck0rd. A sloppy person makes a stupid lawbreaker. The ass you save will be your 0wn.
-[Sport of the Lame, Tool of the Elite]-
Beige boxing alone is NOT 0wnzly - running up nuisance phone bills for random people is about as ereetly0h as landing a job at 800-466-5463. Any zombie with initiative can use a 7/16" socket wrench and clip up two alligator clips. Boxing is kinda like Fundies [y'kno, the underwear for two], "getting into them is half the fun. The rest is up to you."
-[ <Justification>]-
This web page uses frames 'cause I like frames, and Wingdings 'cause it's got the skull & crossbones. I'd rather have speed and accessability than a java-based graphics intensive site, but fuckit, im using tables and thumbnails w/o image tags. Go make your own web page, ya Lynx-lovin' h0ser, or email me your telco can pics & whutnot to help improve this one.
jeez, u need texts for this?
Field Phreaking.doc by The Third Cartel
Intro to Alliance Teleconferencing by Shadow 2600 (due to request.. bah)
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