When I get older,
sprouting new hair
Where there once was
none
Discovering the
difference between girls and boys
Graduate to costlier
toys
And if my bedroom looks
like it's been
Through an act of
war
Will you still need me,
afford to feed me
When I'm 6 foot
4
...You'll feel older
too...
...If we survive my
"teens"...
...They should medal
you!
I can just say it's
only a phase
That I'm going
through
Experiencing urges I
cannot explain
Hormones like a runaway
train
If I shoot up and
outgrow my clothes
Will you buy me
more
Will you still need me,
afford to feed me
When I'm 6 foot
4
We will take a
little expedition to the Walmart store
Cause it's not too
dear
Think of all we'll
save
If you buy those
Calvin Klein's
I won't
misbehave
If I outlive this
puberty thing
I'll be more
mature
Get my driver's license
and a steady gal
Will do wonders for my
morale
While I am morphing,
hope you recall
The dwarf I was
before
Will you still need me,
afford to feed me
When I'm 6 foot
4
