Homer is
travelling tonight in his car
Planned to pick up
Lisa
But he made it as far
as Moe's bar
Now I can see
Homer chugging a Duff
With his pal
Barney
Looks like he's
probably had enough!
Oh, oh,
oh...
Homer J.
Simpson
You are more than a
'Toon
Although you are
portrayed
As a lard-assed
baboon
Dumb as an
ox
Quite
unorthodox
Homer
you're a star
Sunday evenings on
Fox
Springfield is pretty
Though I've never
been
Stop at the
Kwik-E-Mart
And sample some
Apu cuisine
Oh, oh
and...
I can see
Homer strangling Bart
Oh God, the way he
fathers
Not for the slightly
faint of heart!
Oh, oh,
oh...
Homer J.
Simpson
You are more than a
'Toon
Although you are
portrayed
As a lard-assed
baboon
Dumb as an
ox
Quite
unorthodox
Homer
you're a star
Sunday evenings on
Fox
Homer
works for
Montgomery
Burns
Eats his weight in
donuts
And gives
Marge every penny he earns
And now
I...
I can hear
Homer hollaring "D'Oh!"
Oh Fox, please never cancel
TV's most entertaining
show
