(A man in a suit walks to the ring. The man is holding a mic)The Man: And now with out further ado, I present to you, THE RETURN OF THE NEW IWO HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, JACK..... THE...... RICH..... MAN....
(The crowd is in hysteria as the IWO-Tron shows Jack's Name. Music erupts over the speakers. Two men roll a red carpet down the isle. Then the curtain opens and Jack The Rich Man Walks out with his US title on one should and the Championship title on the other. Pyro and fireworks blast as Jack makes his way to the ring. The crowd is loving every minute of it. Jack then gets into the Ring, takes the mic from the man, looks at the camera and begins to speak.)
Jack: Well, Well, Well, finally the title is back to the RICH MAN. Nick, there wasn't a shadow of a doubt that I wouldn't win the match. No one even considered the fact that you, Blood Omen or your little boy toy Iron Kid. And as a matter of a fact I KNEW THAT I WOULD DEFEAT YOU NICK FOR THE TITLE. But its not over here Nick. As long as your in the IWO its not over. Nick, I want to make it so you'll never screw another wrestler again, I want to make it so you and your corporate kiss up Iron Kid never set foot in an IWO ring ever again, AND FINALLY, I want to make so I never see your twisted face ever again. How I am going to do that is very simple. I am first going to take Iron Kid on in that Limo match of his and after I make him fall to defeat, I AM GOING AFTER YOU NICK. And I won't stop until your gone, even if it forces me to leave. Take that not as a threat but a promise Nick.
Jack: Next there is Iron "I CAN'T TAKE CAPS OFF" Kid. You say I don't role-play, but the thing that gets me is how and why you call WHAT I AM DOING RIGHT NOW FOR A TOTAL OF 9 LINES A ROLE-PLAY. Maybe you can explain to me that, and just maybe you can put your mouth were your word is. But not in a match but in some way that you can prove to me that your worthy enough for a shot at the IWO championship. You see, I was thinking and since your complaining about my role-plays then why don't we have a role-play show-down. How this works is after my next role-play, everyone in the IWO can rate how good it was on a scale from 1-10, 10 will probably be what I get. Then after your next role-play. After everyone has finished laughing, then can rate your garbage. If the average of yours and the average of mine has a difference of 4 or lower then our limo match has one more thing on the line for you. The first thing is the tile, WHICH I WILL RETAIN, and the second thing for you is that if you lose you will never ever be able to get a IWO Championship Title Shot again as long as I am the Champ. So what do you say to that or are you just going to have to fess up and admit that you can't work a keyboard. And Iron Kid, After I was screwed by Nick, you told me not to wine about lose the Title, BUT JUST WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING MISTER.
Jack: Now Latin Lover. I know what your going though, everyone else is going to get a shot before the number one contender. The same old story happened to me kid, but you know the difference is that when I got my shot won the title and when you get your shot your going to lose bad, VERY BAD. You will get the shot at the title, I guarantee that, and another thing that I guarantee is that not only will you lose. Now so what if your going to be united with those two goofs from the ARMY. Do you even thing that you can stop anyone. You and your buddies and the Army just makes the biggest group of halfwits ever.
Jack: Blood Omen, you congratulate all you want, but sucking up the champ isn't going to get you anywhere. Blood Do you think that your going to get even with any on by joining some morons. Your dumb enough in the first place, so why do you want to make things worse for you and Nemesis. I was thinking about maybe you and I teaming up one more time, BUT THOSE THOUGHTS WERE SHATTERED. How can I team up with a Dumb ass who is aligned with some even more dumb asses. Think about it for a bit Blood. And then figure out that all these comments is just me showing everyone how good of an actor I am because there is no doubt that I would ever join scum like you.
Jack: X-Rated defines me to be a Dick without balls, but A dick is not a dick with out balls. But since I am not even A dick, I am going to leave that comment for X-Rated to think about. X-Rated the reason you haven't received a match with the true great one is because I haven't had time for a wino like yourself. But you're going to get that match and when that match is going to take place is the decision of you. You can make it at the next card, or in a week. I really don't care, because when ever it is, I am going to win and leave you laying in a dress. Oh and for some fun, lets put the IWO championship on the line, just so I can get warmed up for when I beat Latin Lover at the PPV.
(The music plays again as Jack leaves.)
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