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"Anyone can fly, all you have to do is throw yourself at the ground and miss." -Douglas Adams, Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy

"Wierd people are like chocolate cake... some people can't handle the richness" --Kiki Bernat

"The 'problem with you speech' you gave me was fine, I liked the theories about my 'little stage.' And I swore I was listening, but I started drifting around the part about me acting my age." - Ben Folds Five, "Best Imitation of Myself"

"Don't kill the god of sadness, just don't let her get you down..." - Kristin Hersh, "The Letter"

"Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on." --Churchill

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. -- Charlie Brown

"With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress." - Ransom K. Ferm

"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa

"With a rubber duck, one's never alone." --Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable" - John F. Kennedy

"What fun is being "cool" if you can't wear a sombrero?" - Hobbes via Bill Watterson, Something Under the Bed is Drooling

"Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it." - Mark Twain

"I am the walrus" - Beatles, "I Am the Walrus

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." --Douglas Adams, "The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

"I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal" - Calvin via Bill Watterson, Something Under the Bed is Drooling

"Or, at least, one-tenth of the cabin trunks were full of vivid and often painful and uncomfortable memories of her past life; the other nine-tenths were full of penguins, which suprised her. Insofar as she recognized at all that she was dreaming, she realized she must be exploring her own subconscious mind. She had heard it said that humans are supposed to use only about a tenth of their brains, and that no one was very clear what the other nine tenths were for, but she certainly never heard it suggested that they were used for storing penguins." - Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul