Was Elvis Presley Jesus Christ Reincarnated?
Jesus is called the "King of Kings" (Rev. 19:16)
Elvis is called "the King".
Jesus said, "My father is greater than I" (Jn. 14:28)
Elvis sung, "How Great Thou Art".
The Lord's followers claim Jesus rose from the dead.
Elvis' fans claim "The King" is still alive.
Jesus was born from the Virgin Mary (Matt.1:20).
Elvis was a "Mama's boy."
Jesus said, "Love thy neighbor" (Matt. 22:39)
Elvis said, "Don't be cruel."
Jesus is the Lord's shepherd.
Elvis dated Cybil Shepherd.
Jesus is part of the Trinity.
Elvis' first band was a trio.
Jesus walked on water (Matt. 14:25).
Elvis surfed (Blue Hawaii, Paramount 1965).
Jesus' entourage (the Apostles) had 12 members.
Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.
The church is founded upon Jesus (Eph. 2:19-21).
There are actually churches of Elvis.
Jesus' followers spoke in tongues (Acts 2:1-4).
Elvis' fans scream, shriek, and holler.
Jesus was resurrected.
Elvis had the famous 1968 "comeback" TV special.
Jesus said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me and drink" (Jn. 7:37).
Elvis said, "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock MGM 1957).
Jesus fasted 40 days and nights.
Elvis had irregular eating habits.
Jesus is a Capricorn (December 25).
Elvis is a Capricorn (Jan. 8).
Matthew was one of Jesus' many biographers (The Gospel According to Matthew).
Neil Matthews was one of Elvis' many biographers (Elvis: A Golden Tribute).
"[Jesus'] countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow" (Matt. 28:3).
Elvis wore snow white jumpsuits with lightning bolts.
Jesus is known around the world.
Elvis is world famous.
Jesus gave the Great Commission (Matt. 28:18-20).
Elvis earned a great commission.
Jesus live in a state of grace in a Near Eastern land.
Elvis lived in Graceland in an eastern state.
Mary, an important woman in Jesus' life, had the Immaculate Conception.
Priscilla, an important woman in Elvis' life, attended Immaculate Conception High School.
Jesus was, first and foremost, the Son of God (Jn. 3:16).
Elvis first recorded with Sun Studios, which today are still considered to be his foremost recordings.
Jesus was the lamb of God (Jn. 1:36).
Elvis had mutton chop sideburns.
Jesus' father is everywhere.
Elvis' father was a drifter and moved around quite a bit.
Jesus was a carpenter.
Elvis' favorite high school class was wood shop.
Jesus wore a crown of thorns.
Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler.
Jesus is often depicted in pictures with a halo that looks like a gold plate.
Elvis' face is often depicted on a plate with gold trim.
Jesus said "Man shall not live by bread alone..." (Matt. 4:4).
Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.
Jesus died for us.
Women would die for Elvis.
Jesus was born in humble surroundings.
Elvis was born in Mississippi.
Well, there you have it -- irrefutable evidence that Elvis was the reincarnation of Jesus Christ!
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