// Hide From Lame Browsers // Get Cookie Value function function getCookieVal(offset) { var endstr = document.cookie.indexOf (";", offset); if (endstr == -1) endstr = document.cookie.length; return unescape (document.cookie.substring(offset, endstr)); } // Get Cookie function function GetCookie(name) { var arg = name+"="; var alen = arg.length; var clen = document.cookie.length; var i = 0; while (i < clen) { var j = i + alen; if (document.cookie.substring(i, j) == arg) return getCookieVal(j); i = document.cookie.indexOf(" ", i) + 1; if (i == 0) break; } return null; } var now=new Date(); var month=now.getMonth(); var day=now.getDay(); var date=now.getDate(); var hour=now.getHours(); var minute=now.getMinutes(); var dn=" A.M."; var mname; if (month==0)mname="January"; if (month==1)mname="February"; if (month==2)mname="March"; if (month==3)mname="April"; if (month==4)mname="May"; if (month==5)mname="June"; if (month==6)mname="July"; if (month==7)mname="August"; if (month==8)mname="September"; if (month==9)mname="October"; if (month==10)mname="November"; if (month==11)mname="December"; var dayname; if (day==0)dayname="Sunday"; if (day==1)dayname="Monday"; if (day==2)dayname="Tuesday"; if (day==3)dayname="Wednesday"; if (day==4)dayname="Thursday"; if (day==5)dayname="Friday"; if (day==6)dayname="Saturday"; var hourname; if (hour==0) hourname="12"; if (hour==1) hourname="1"; if (hour==2) hourname="2"; if (hour==3) hourname="3"; if (hour==4) hourname="4"; if (hour==5) hourname="5"; if (hour==6) hourname="6"; if (hour==7) hourname="7"; if (hour==8) hourname="8"; if (hour==9) hourname="9"; if (hour==10) hourname="10"; if (hour==11) hourname="11"; if (hour==12) hourname="12"; if (hour==13) hourname="1"; if (hour==14) hourname="2"; if (hour==15) hourname="3"; if (hour==16) hourname="4"; if (hour==17) hourname="5"; if (hour==18) hourname="6"; if (hour==19) hourname="7"; if (hour==20) hourname="8"; if (hour==21) hourname="9"; if (hour==22) hourname="10"; if (hour==23) hourname="11"; if (hour>11) dn=" P.M."; var comment; if (hour==0) comment="You're a late-nighter, but hey,"; if (hour==1) comment="You're a late-nighter, but hey,"; if (hour==2) comment="You're up a little early, eh?"; if (hour==3) comment="You're up a little early, eh?"; if (hour==4) comment="Good Morning"; if (hour==5) comment="Good Morning"; if (hour==6) comment="Good Morning"; if (hour==7) comment="Good Morning"; if (hour==8) comment="Good Morning"; if (hour==9) comment="Good Morning"; if (hour==10) comment="Good Morning"; if (hour==11) comment="Good Morning"; if (hour==12) comment="Good Afternoon"; if (hour==13) comment="Good Afternoon"; if (hour==14) comment="Good Afternoon"; if (hour==15) comment="Good Afternoon"; if (hour==16) comment="Good Afternoon"; if (hour==17) comment="Good Evening"; if (hour==18) comment="Good Evening"; if (hour==19) comment="Good Evening"; if (hour==20) comment="Good Evening"; if (hour==21) comment="Good Evening"; if (hour==22) comment="Good Evening"; if (hour==23) comment="Staying up for the let show, huh?"; // Stop Hiding