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No, this is not the place to download mp3s of Metallica songs - for that you'll have to ask their lawyers ;-). It's just my stuff here, songs I've worked on and recorded on my four-track. I have a penchant for spoken word vocals taken from TV shows or elsewhere and put to an appropriate musical backing. It's all strictly amateursville, and pretty rough, but I think you'll like it if you find the titles and their descriptions interesting.


Star Trek Rap, 1,764KB, 2.30

This piece features dialogue by William Shatner as Captain Kirk from the classic Star Trek episode The Corbomite Manoeuvre. Steady rap beat, and occasional 'galaxy' sounds throughout.

Forbidden Planet Rap, 2,376KB, 3.12

Dialogue from the Fifties classic Forbidden Planet , with Walter Pigeon and Leslie Neilsen. Industrial percussion and occasional bleeps and blorps.

Puberty Blues, 1,804KB, 2.33

Excerpt from the explicit novel of Sydney surf culture by Kathy Lette, read out by Kelly G, a year 8 student (from a taped English oral exercise). The words are a little indistinct as spoken by Kelly. Click here for the transcript. Music is rough, stupidly simple and punkish. Try to imagine this one as played by Sonic Youth, with Kim Gordon on vocals.

Lodi (Howlin' at the Moon Mix), 1,914KB, 2.42

Instrumental version of the old Creedence song, with intro by Kevin Costner from Bull Durham, and 'wolf solo'. Dedicated to Oz, from Buffy. I like my rhythm guitar on this. Steady.

Roomie From Hell, 2,910KB, 4.08

Dialogue from the Buffy episode Living Conditions . Wonky chainsaw guitar throb attack with the usual keyboard bleeps and snorts. "She's evil, she has to be destroyed!"

X Files Rap, 1,552KB, 2.11

Mulder and Scully discuss a case over a dreamy beat, with theme song melody and squelchy keyboard throughout.

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