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A crowd of us were out camping at one of the nearby parks a few years ago having an excellent time; Darryl on the guitar, whopping it up, singing away, belting 'em back - typical camping trip. It was about 2 o'clock in the morning, everyone loaded, and out of nowhere someone shows up and belts Darryl - caught him on the sly and flattened him. Of course all hell broke loose; chairs and booze go everywhere as everybody starts beating the crap out of this guy. Turns out it was somebody on a nearby campsite who must heard one too many versions of "Delta Dawn" that night and blew a gasket. So things settle down a bit, Darryl has to go to the hospital and the cops show up and start taking statements. We find out the next day that charges will not be pressed because there were no reliable witnesses. In one of the statements somebody told the cops that "he recognized one of the perpetrators but not the other". The problem was there was only one "perpetrator".
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