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When I first started going to college I waited too long to find an apartment and had to move into a boarding house. It was a real drag because I was moving in with an entire family - kids and all. To make matters worse one of the first rules the landlady told me is that she didn't want me coming home drunk in front of the kids. So less than a week after I moved in I got on the beer with the guys and came home loaded. I walked right past everybody and went upstairs to my room to hide out and watch some television. After 15 minutes or so I went to the bathroom for a whiz and went straight back to my room. 15 minutes later of course I had to go again but I figured I can't do this all night or she'll know I was drinking and kick me out. So I turned off all the lights in the bedroom, opened the window, stood up on the bed and whizzed out through the 2nd floor window. The room was facing a street so I had to wait until there were no traffic coming or nobody around before I 'let it go'. I did this about 3 or 4 times before going to bed and a couple of more times during the night.
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