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It was in college of course, I went to a party after my boyfriend dumped me, and another guy I knew was running the bar. I was drinking tequila sunrises until he told me he was out of orange juice. I said, "I don't give a @#$%@#, I want a tequila sunrise!" So he got out this huge cup, half filled it with orange vodka, and then added the tequila and grenadine. I got through that & later in the dorm room puked my guts out so hard that I broke all the blood vessels in my eyes, so the whites were bright red. Next morning, I went home for a visit, and my mother takes one look at my eyes and said, "What in the world happened to you?" Now, you have to understand she's a registered nurse, and so should have been able to see through any story that I told. Thinking fast, I said "Oh, mom, I've got a chemistry final Monday, and last night I studied SO HARD that when I got up this morning my eyes looked like this!" -- AND SHE BELIEVED ME!!!
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