Headbanging

It was the average Parents-are-out night that a friend of mine was having, so naturally she invited us over to drink. This poor girl, with the worst reputation of getting sickly-drunk, was at it again. Trying to be the party girl- she was taking shots of everything, funneling everything, and just getting way out of hand. It was probably around midnight when her parents decided to come home unexpectedly, and of all places for this girl to pass out was on the floor right in front of the front door. Her father tried to open the door, and hit her with it. He didn't understand why it wouldn't open, so he pushed it harder. We sat on the couch trying hard not to laugh as this man unknowing bashed his daughter about six times with the door before he just pushed as hard as he could (pushing her out of the way and giving her rug burn), stepped inside and nearly tripped over her. He saw all the beer everywhere, screamed angrily, pulled her to her feet, and then she hurled all over her father's shoes. That's when the rest of us left out the back door and the party ended...7 years later its still funny to talk about.

Signed Scott

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