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My parents were away for the night, so I had all my friends over for drinking, video games, a night away from our ladies. We were doing all the typical guy shit, trying to eat 10 soda crackers in under a minute, who could blow the best smoke rings, longest chug, smoking weed, having a great time. Since I only have one ashtray, we were using beer bottles as ashtrays as well. My best friend and I were sitting on the couch watching a few others play NHL for Playstation 2. After an amazing goal that caused a shit load of hysteria from 20 drunk guys, we all calmed down. During the commotion, my best friend forgot which beer was his. He sat down and took a massive gulp from a beer bottle, then spit it all over my other friend, who got quite a scare and kicked another friend, who's arm went right through my cheap drywall of the rec-room. Turns out the beer my best friend drank from was my ashtray for the last hour and a half!
Signed Eric
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