MC Hammered

Craig and Rob's parents (Fred and Shirley) had a big party planned to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary. They rented out a hall, had a DJ booked and about 150 people asked including family, friends and the local minister. Being friends with Craig and Rob, some of our crowd were invited as well. The night was going great. We were all loaded and drinking up a storm. About half way through the night, somebody got up on stage and, acting MC, talked a bit about Fred and Shirley, proposed a toast to them and invited anybody else to come up and speak. A few people got up to tell a story or joke. Then Rob got up and proposed a toast as well. Not to be outdone Craig, who was hammered loaded, staggered up and proceeded to tell a joke. It was an incredibly dirty joke about a father having incest with his young daughter. When he finished there wasn't a sound in the place. Everybody stood there in stunned silence. Craig thought nobody got the joke so he started to explain it. Then his mother yelled out "Get off the stage you fowl-mouthed drunk. You should be ashamed of yourself". His folks had to get on stage and apologize to everybody. Of course we were biting our lips to keep from laughing. We had to run outside so nobody could see us. Craig joined us a few minutes later all pissed off and confused and said "Well at least somebody found it funny".

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