A Soccer for Punishment

It was 10:30 in the morning when me and my friend Derek got bored and had a wonderful idea of getting really really wasted. Despite the fact that we are under age by a couple of years nothing was going to stop this adventure. I called my sister, who was of age, I gave her 50 bucks and sent her on a mission; a mission to get as much booze as she could with the amount of cash we had. She finally came back with a case of 12 (Budweiser) and a 40oz of vodka. Our adventures were soon to begin. We did not want to drink early but we could not handle our urges to be under the influence. It was 2pm and we were starting to take our shots of vodka. After polishing off half the bottle in a short hour we began to venture on our journey. We ended up at a municipal park and I had an idea that the garbage cans would look better if they were on fire, so we began a bonfire in the park. Shortly after the police arrived, Derek and Andrew made their long walk home. We walked in to only see a lonely case of 12 which had our names all over it. An hour later we were left with 1.20$ in empties. We made our way back to the park only to find a soccer game. We decided to sit in the middle of the field and protest of the loud noise. Shortly after we got kicked off the field we found a bag of soccer balls. We decided it would be funny to confuse the players, so we started kicking numerous balls in to the field. This didn't go over to well with the soccer moms, dads, refs, and coaches, to our surprise the police showed up once again. It was a run for our lives, up and down back streets left and right any time we could. Shortly after we found ourselves to be lost in a neighboring town. We were on our way home when at 10:30 at night I woke up only to find myself sitting beside a phone booth with Derek still passed from when he tried to remember his phone number and got confused this is all I remember. I woke up my confused friend and told him the journey has just begun. 3 hours later we arrived home from a walk that should have lasted half an hour. Still very intoxicated from the previous adventure we found ourselves left with a half empty bottle of hard A. It is now 4 am and the bottle is empty, Derek was on a quest to find me... well we don't remember anything after that except the really hungover morning spent waking up on the front steps of my house wondering what we did the previous night.

Signed Andrew Jones

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