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Some of my friends and I saved up our money and took a trip to Mexico. It was an all-inclusive package; which meant all the food and, most importantly, all the booze was free. The first day we got there we went nuts; eating and drinking everything in sight. We'd spend a few hours around the pool drinking, then a while at the buffet table followed by more time lying around drinking. We all got hammered. The next day I woke up too hungover to get off the bed. So I just lay there recovering for a while. It was really hot outside so I got on top of the bed sheets naked. I felt a fart brewing so I waited for the right moment and squeezed. Unfortunately it wasn't a fart. I shot a 3-foot spray of diarrhea down the sheets between my legs. I tell you no matter how hungover you are, that gets you on your feet in a hurry.
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