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Well I woke up Sunday morning with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad so I had one more for dessert.
Then I fumbled in the closet through my clothes and found my cleanest diry shirt.
Then I washed my face and combed my hair and stumbled down the stairs to meet the day
Kris Kristofferson - "Sunday Morning Coming Down"
I've got lone star beer in my cereal and its keeping me alive.
Pat Green - "Here We Go"
Tomorrow I'll be hanging with my head over a bucket
But there's always a good side to the bad so I said fuck it
I'll know for sure that I'm alive
though I'll wish that I was dead
Satanic Surfers - "Truck Driving Punk"
I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here.
Your voice sounds so wonderful, but your face don't look so clear.
So barmaid bring a pitcher, another round of brew.
Honey why don't we get drunk, and screw?
Jimmy Buffett - "Why Don't We Get Drunk"
Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alchol, alternative to feeling like yourself
O Alcohol, I still drink to your health
Barenaked Ladies - "Alcohol"
I feel better when I'm drinking, it just seems to ease my mind
And all my worries and troubles, they just seem to fade behind.
Jackyl - "Secret Of The Bottle"
You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best.
I've been gone for a month
I've been drunk since I left.
These so-called vacations will soon be my death.
I'm so sick from the drink
I need home for a rest.
Spirit of the West - "Home for a Rest"
Sick sober and sorry
Broke disgusted and sad
Sick sober and sorry
But look at the fun that I had.
Johnny Bond - "Sick Sober and Sorry"
Whiskey's too rough,
Champagne costs too much,
Vodka puts my mouth in gear.
I hope this refrain,
Will help me explain,
As a matter of fact, I like beer.
Tom T. Hall - "I Like Beer"
It's no place for a dog in a pub with no beer
The Dubliners - "A Pub with no Beer"
Give me back my alcohol.
Give me back my alcohol.
Give me back my alcohol.
Give me back my alcohol.
Give me back my alcohol.
Give me back my alcohol.
Nirvana - "Scoff"
Whenever you're out on the liquor me lads
Beware of the pretty colleens
For they'll fill you with whiskey and porter
'Til you are not able to stand
The Dubliners - "Black Velvet Band"
The whole neighborhood knows I'm home drunk again.
George Jones - "If Drinking Don't Kill me"
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