What's a goatism anyway?

Well, I'm glad you asked. A goatism is basically a play on words using the word "goat" some where in its context. They are usually common people, places, and things. Different kinds Goatisms:

1. Substituting the word goat for anything rhyming with goat as a part of a word or phrase. (e.g. The Love Goat)

2. Substituting the word goat for any part of a word or phrase begining with the letter "g" (e.g. The Goatfather)

3. Any miscellaneous use of the word "goat" that just plain sounds cool. (e.g. Hippogoatamus)