[ I D I O T S ]
STEVEN CROWTHER
Age: 14
Relation: Friend of Matthew's
Dimwit Factor: 88%
Annoying Bastard Factor: 100%
Details: Steven firmly believes that every able-bodied female in the world longs desperately to give him sexual gratification. He also listens to rap music, dresses in FUBU clothing and is of the opinion that "being white on the outside don't mean I ain't got the Hershey inside, girl."
JUAN
Age: 16
Relation: Internet Buddy
Dimwit Factor: 76%
Annoying Bastard Factor: 92%
Details: A lively and jovial fellow, Juan's goal in life is to recieve blow jobs from as many women as is humanly possible before he passes away. He fancies himself quite the "badass" and enjoys alienating his few friends as often as possible, just for the thrill of it.
LEE
Age: 13
Relation: Gaming Buddy
Dimwit Factor: 96%
Annoying Bastard Factor: 87%
Details: A self-proclaimed "irresistible ladies' man", Lee is an Asian brother just trying to make it in a white man's world. Each and every one of his e-mail addresses, gaming and messenger accounts consist of some variation on the following: lil-azn-boi-2hot4u.
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