function p (msg) { document.write (msg); }

today = new Date();
jran = today.getTime();
function rnd () {
	ia = 9301;
	ic = 49297;
	im = 233280;
	jran = (jran * ia + ic) % im;
	return (jran / im * 1.0);
}

function random (number) { return Math.ceil(rnd() * number) - 1; }

pics = new Array (
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	"http://www.anthroarcheart.org/grfx/k103t.JPG",
	"http://www.anthroarcheart.org/grfx/l49t.JPG",
	"http://sammlung-essl.at/pic/artworks/staudacher.jpg",
	"http://www.moma.org/collection/paintsculpt/images/vangogh.starry_t.gif",
	"http://www.moma.org/collection/paintsculpt/images/klimt_hope_t.jpg",
	"http://www.moma.org/collection/paintsculpt/images/gaughin.moon_t.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/pollock/no8.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/pollock/mobydick.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/pollock/steno.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/lichtenstein/whaam.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/rubens/earth_and_water.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/heartfield/swallows_gold.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/macke/macke_lady_in_green_jacket.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/vermeer/lady_writing_a_letter_with_her_maid.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/mondrian/rhythm_of_black_lines.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/mondrian/broadway.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/mondrian/lozenge.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/matisse/woman_in_a_purple_coat.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/matisse/blue_nude.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/magritte/discovery_of_fire.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/magritte/golconde.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/magritte/time.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/magritte/telescop.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/hockney/sprinkle.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/hockney/chairs.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/hockney/shower.125.jpg",
	"http://209.132.4.118/art/hepworth/pelagos.125.jpg"
);

a1 = new Array (
	"I\'m troubled by how ",
	"With regard to the issue of content, I must confess that ",
	"I find this work playful because of the way ",
	"It should be added that ",
	"I disagree with earlier criticism in which ",
	"Although I\'m not an artist, it\'s clear to me that ",
	"Notwithstanding that ",
	"I\'m surprised no one\'s mentioned yet that ",
	"It\'s difficult to enter into this work because of the way ",
	"As an advocate of the Egalitarian Aesthetic I feel that "
);

a2 = new Array (
	"the internal dynamic ",
	"the sublime beauty ",
	"the disjunctive perturbation ",
	"the optical suggestion ",
	"the reductive quality ",
	"the stochastic quality ",
	"the iconicity ",
	"the aura ",
	"the mechanical mark-making ",
	"the metaphorical resonance "
);

a3 = new Array (
	"of the biomorphic forms ",
	"of the sexual signifier ",
	"of the negative space ",
	"of the spatial relationships ",
	"of the fractura ",
	"of the lineal purity ",
	"of the unobtrusively salient motifs ",
	"of the gesture ",
	"of the transcendent ephemera ",
	"of the central theme "
);

a4 = new Array (
	"verges on codifying ",
	"seems disturbing when one considers ",
	"contextualizes ",
	"endangers the devious simplicity of ",
	"brings within the realm of discourse ",
	"makes resonant ",
	"visually and conceptually activates ",
	"notates ",
	"spatially undermines ",
	"threatens to penetrate "
);

a5 = new Array(
	"the accessibility of the work.",
	"a participation in the critical dialogue of the 90s.",
	"the eloquence of these pieces.",
	"the remarkable handling of light.",
	"the inherent overspecificity.",
	"the distinctive formal juxtapositions.",
	"the essentially transitional quality.",
	"the ineluctable latency of the charactery.",
	"the substructure of critical thinking.",
	"the exploration of montage elements."
);

p("<p align=center><img src=\""+pics[random(pics.length)]+"\">\n<p>\n");

p("<b><cite>\"");
p(a1[random(a1.length)]);
p(a2[random(a2.length)]);
p(a3[random(a3.length)]);
p(a4[random(a4.length)]);
p(a5[random(a5.length)]);
p("\"</cite></b>\n");