Video Reviews
True Crime
A piece of crap and no mistake. Flimsy plot and shit
acting. Clint Eastwood plays an alcoholic playboy
reporter... start gagging now. He looks
fucking hideous. Then he proceeds to hit on several
young women, who all flirt back! Only in the movies.
Not only does Clint look like shit, but he is a drunken
sloppy sleazeball who in real life would be getting
kicked in the nuts and arrested for harassment. If all
this isn't bad enough, he follows a story because he
has... a HUNCH (in other words, realises that this is
the last chance to save his drunk ass from getting the
boot.) Enter extremely lame plot involving a bizarre
deduction process, drunken driving and of course, a black man
being saved from death row (again, only in the movies.)
Suffice to say this is dross of the worst kind.
- Alexandra Kennie
Father Of The Bride part II
God damn this sucks. There's something about that
smirky bastard Steve Martin that really gets on my
ass. Anyway every character in this movie is fucking
annoying, not least little miss perfect daughter and
her fuckwad hubby who both could use a going over with
a cattle prod. Daughter and mother get pregnant at
the same time - Pity Their Children. I don't know what
happened next, I just couldn't subject myself to any
more of this wretched crap.
- Alexandra Kennie
