MARRIAGE

VS

SINGLEDOM

"Getting married is like bunjee-jumping off the highest peak, only the bunjee chord is a shoelace..."

Here we weigh the two major institutions pound for pound to find out which is the more prudent option. You decide.

MARRIAGE ASPECT SINGLEDOM

Good. That is if you like someone else spending your hard-earned money and arguing till the cows come home about who spent what on this and that and repeated bouts of "You and that goddammed credit card!" Financial Well-Being The only one to spend on is yourself!

Well great if your enjoy ogre-like mother-in-laws, spastic neices and nephews or brother-in-laws who can't wait to have you over to help them landscape their 5 acre estate! Family Life It's all about yours and only yours!

Major suckage. This is where all those lovely arguments will anchor themselves in. Be prepared to do lots of stuff you hate doing. Compromise None! Get it? NONE!

Forget it. Might as well eat at the same burger joint everyday and order the same thing for the rest of your days. Don't fret however, once the vows are in place you won't want sex anymore.... Sex / Romance Oh baby! Variety is the spice of life.

Bwaaahahaha! Welcome to cell block M (Marriage sector). All democracy ceases. Welcome to hell. Freedom LOTS! Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light, what's so proudly we hail as the twilights last gleaming...

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MARRIAGE	ASPECT	SINGLEDOM
Good. That is if you like someone else spending your hard-earned money and arguing till the cows come home about who spent what on this and that and repeated bouts of "You and that goddammed credit card!"	Financial Well-Being	The only one to spend on is yourself!
Well great if your enjoy ogre-like mother-in-laws, spastic neices and nephews or brother-in-laws who can't wait to have you over to help them landscape their 5 acre estate!	Family Life	It's all about yours and only yours!
Major suckage. This is where all those lovely arguments will anchor themselves in. Be prepared to do lots of stuff you hate doing.	Compromise	None! Get it? NONE!
Forget it. Might as well eat at the same burger joint everyday and order the same thing for the rest of your days. Don't fret however, once the vows are in place you won't want sex anymore....	Sex / Romance	Oh baby! Variety is the spice of life.
Bwaaahahaha! Welcome to cell block M (Marriage sector). All democracy ceases. Welcome to hell.	Freedom	LOTS! Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light, what's so proudly we hail as the twilights last gleaming...