Miss Jessup's Mail Bag

I get LOTS of fan mail as you can probably imagine! Well,er..MOSTLY fan mail. Unfortunately, I also get a lot of Krister Kooks that think they are doing the Laaaard a flavor by denouncing my site. That is just fine by me if they want to continue their walk with Jesus with so little faith...of course, they are angry that their own faith cannot match the faith of my ministry and the HOLY GHOST POWER to preach the Word that I have! Praise God! Lord knows that someone had to be called by the Laaard eventually to take care of all those Pastors erring in their ways and wondering the streets and getting caught like little boys playing with their pee-pees. Now, Praise the Laarrdddd for my powerful ministry of discretion and the love of Jesus!

Miss Tammy Lynn Jessup

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Date: Sun, 03 Oct 1999 23:25:57 -0700
From: Trevor To: miss_jessup@yahoo.com
Subject: not sure what to make of it
Sorry, I must be a sceptic, as I am really not certain if this is true. Sorry about doubting.

Trev

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From: "Adam"
Subject: Wear me Date: Thu, 30 Sep 1999 21:53:08 -0700
Tammy Lynn, you are truly a Godsend! I'm a pastor of a small Baptist church
who is happily married, except that my wife, whose breasts are almost as bountiful
as yours, will not allow me to deposit my seed onto those breasts. I need a
woman to accept my life-essence onto her mounds, rub the fluid all over them,
let it dry, and then get dressed (after washing her hands, of course) and sit in
the front pew, wearing my dried seed as I preach the word of God to
her and the rest of the congregation. Can you help?

Pastor Adam

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Date: Sun, 24 Oct 1999 20:29:27 -0400 From: Bill To: miss_jessup@yahoo.com
Subject: Praise the Lord
Miss Jessup, I am an ordained minister of the Church of Universal Life.
I have traveled around the country bringing the Lord's message to the heathens.
My ministry is focused primarily on the daemons of tastelessness. I will be singing the praises the Jesus in your area the first week of November.
Our tent will be set up on Olympic Ave in Garland and I would like you
to be my guest. I would like to have you up front seated at my right
side during the services. It is my intention to seek the path to prosperity
and it is with great hope that I can convince you to help my sow my
seeds to that end. Please advise me on how we can make this happen.
Expenses are not a problem for as you know Jesus will provide. Thy Will Be Done

Pastor Bob

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