Welcome to the Official Moberly Blows Homepage. We know, we know, we haven't updated this page in awhile. DEAL WITH IT! Besides, you probably have better things to do, like listening to your country music and watching Jerry Springer. Yeah, don't lie. You butt-poking midget.
WARNING: This site will make most people laugh, because it contains "humor." Unless you have an anal probe stuck up your butt, don't get uptight because it's all in good fun. Oh, and if you don't like it, you can go to Hell.
AN IN-DEPTH LOOK AT MOBERLY:
- Located in Missouri, 35 miles north of Columbia (also known as "that town north of Columbia").
- Contains a Wal-Mart Supercenter and not much else.
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Updated for your perverted enjoyment. |
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Reasons Why Our Town Sucks More Than Yours. |
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Pictures of the local citizens. (Don't stand too close, they may charge.) |
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How much does Moberly suck for you? Take the poll... |
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Ever wanted to nuke Moberly? You sadistic freak... |
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From you, the viewers. |
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Pictures of goats doing the nasty. |
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New and improved mottos for our dear town. |
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Bet you're wondering who the hell hangs out in here. So do we. |
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Discuss a topic, question, or concern. Over 500 million served. |
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Remember, we know where you live... |
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Learn about who we are. Parental discretion advised. |
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We were more suprised about these than you probably are. |
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We're supposed to have one of these, right? |
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Comments, suggestions, hate mail... |
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