AN ANRA TALE
by Anra
We
start out with a prince.
He's handsome.
Attributes:
Beautiful eyes
Deep melodic voice
Soft full lips.
and the kindest heart anyone could imagine.
Now this guy was so wonderful that as he walked down paths flowers bloomed.
Here is the part where the suspence music begins.
Flowers
will wilt
Narrow
angry eyes appear Scratchy
high voices squeal at your ears.
Thin cold lips purse.
This is our princess. Isn't she lovely?
Now
for some reason the crazy wonderful perfect, yet not too obnoxious prince
decides he is in love with the icky princess (everyone hide your shock, i
know you weren't expecting it)
The princess was confused. She had no doubt as to how horrible she was. She had accepted it long ago. She reacted poorly to the prince's claimed love.
She
kicked pregnant women in the belly
She stole food from the homeless
She threw kittens across the room to see if they would land on their feet
She defiantly looked at the prince. What was he going to do now?
He
smiled
He kissed her forehead (one huge forehead i might add)
He told her he loved her
She finally gave in and accepted his love. And as they kissed and simultaneously said "I love you" they both slowly dissolved into the air around them.
As I knew they would.
The
moral of this story is
1. When good joins bad, they cancel each other out.
2. I'm always right.