SOME
BASTAD STORY
written by anon
Once
upon a time there lived a hamlet and especially [ or more to the point] two
people, aged about 15 in fairy years one male, and one unspecified. One day
after coming out from school they were insulted by a gang of evil fairies, one
of them said [ after the 2nd (unspecified) prince/ss accidentally rammed into
a fairy]
"huh
huh I think he was trying to shag me gay bastad" the 2nd princess, lets call
him/her petrol, said
"
I WIDNY WAHNT TI FUCK YUU, YI UGHLEE BASTADD".
The bad people then proceeded to beat them into a bleeding mass of flesh and
damaged bone.
When recovering in hospital they felt the ground move. The sky turned a bit grey. It went cold. They shivered and had two more tatty blue blankets attached to them and their beds.
*
they recovered and went home. It as still overcast. The fairies were busy. One of them said to petrol "they are coming they have been seen over the hills beyond the hidden valley" in an urgent voice.
Petrol nor the first boy new what the fuck was going off. They waited. And did normal things like burn lumps of grass and things.
Chapter
2
The men brought their machines and their roads and their pollution down through the pass towards the hidden valley of the fairies. The fairies didnāt know what to do. The roads broke the land and killed the animals and wildlife. The fairies didnāt want the road. The men turned the sky and the plants black with smoke and soot. A fairy was murdered by a man for walking across the proposed path of the road.
Time passed.
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the story can be continued in two ways. You , the reader, decide~
way 1.
A group of fairies decided to drink lots of petrol, infinite amounts, as everyone knows fairies have infinite stomach. So infinite petrol. The 10 fairy suicide squad approached the road builders and the factories and the killer men and ate fire wood, pre-lit, and exploded killing all the men their machines , and all their bad ways and things.
Way 2
A group of fairies decided to drink lots of petrol, infinite amounts, as everyone knows fairies have infinite stomach. So infinite petrol. The 10 fairy suicide squad approached the road builders and the factories and the killer men and ate fire wood, pre-lit, and exploded killing all the men their machines , and all their bad ways and things. Then because of how profitable it all could be more men are sent and more machines and more cement and metal and plastic, all the things the fairy valley didnt want and killed all the fairies and destroyed their land. Because of profit.
THE END
HOW MANY CUTE, LITTLE FAIRIES HAVE YOU KILLED THIS LIFE-TIME?