and Choklit Cow so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son/daughter that whosever believes in Him shall not perish but will live happily ever after in the great Choklit Factory.

and the Cow sent down from the factory His holy spirit fashioned in a magical music band that would help the Bovine Messiah lead the sweet-toothed children to the Promised Land...

"As a member of the Spooky Kids family, you are automatically invited into the FIRST CHURCH OF THE CHOKLIT COW, our beautiful new do-it-yourself quasi-religious pep club. If you are interested in being "saved", please call immediately 972-0541. WE DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY. Just your choklit, and love of course."

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All information on this page taken from the "Scrumdiddlyumptious Satanic Love Revival" and from the Spooky Kids Newsletters found therein. A THOUSAND THANKS to lidsville/rudolf for supplying the textbook for study on Pre-Portrait Marilyn Manson.

WE LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU KNOW.