pigeon bios

Peter Pudfucker -Vocals

Peter is seriously fucked up. We're not kidding here. Sid Vicious had nothing on this guy. Peter sang worse and drank harder. Peter also wrote the the Pigeon's defining lyrical moment, "this is just a fuckin' joke. We don't deny it, it's just a hoax. Getting pissed and getting laid is all that matters." And it was Peter's desire to pay homage to the Sex Pistols' and Sid Vicious that led to the birth of the Pigeon's self destructive existence. Speaking of destructive, to this day there are still blood splatters, vomit stains, and chunks of missing drywall in the home that Peter so graciously donated for the use of the now infamous Pigeon Partys. Peter gave everything he had to the Pigeons-his sanity, his home, his sobriety, his sister...


Raymond Luxury Yacht -Vocals

You know whenever theres a terrible killing spree and some old lady on the news says, "He was such a nice young boy. No one believes he could do such a thing." Meet Raymond. A plain looking socially invisible intellectual bookreading cheerleaders don't know he exists but thats ok 'cause he's got a claw hammer with their name on it-kind 'o guy. His definitive Pigeon moment...My Feelings of Love..


Dave G. Simmons -Bass&Vocals

Dave would rather eat puke than wear a suit and tie and is musically responsible for a big chunk of the Pigeons. But perhaps his biggest and most important contribution to the whole experience was his fateful introduction of our good friend...mister Pierre Smirnoff. Sobriety thy name is...shit we forget.


Pass Pass -Guitar&Vocals

Pass Pass was always the designated driver at the Pigeon Partys. He didn't stay sober he just had a car that hardly ever caught fire.


Monty Bullshit -Drums&Vocals

While a lot of Pigeon history can be said to have been mildly embelished, what makes Monty so disturbing is the fact that all of the following are entirely true-
*He routinely wore hockey equipment and beat his best friends in the backyard with heavy sticks.
*He attempted to kill Peter with a big-ass Buick.
*Although the bathroom was a mere 4 feet down the hall, he collected all his urine in Big Gulp cups. One grew fuzz.


Kurt Bossgod -Guitar&Vocals

Everybody loves Kurt.His classmates and teachers thought he was a very nice boy. Everyone who meets him feels like his best friend and he would never hurt a flea. Kurt wrote a song about a girl who gets pregnant on purpose so she can make baby milkshakes.

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