| 1 - How long has the band been together ? Read about it HERE. 2 - How long is Peter’s Shlong? The last official measurement and recording in the 1992 penial census declared Peter’s member to be an arousing 19 inches in length and 3.141592654..... in circumference. Which in fact places him in the top 5 in North America and the top 10 in Africa. 3 - There seems to be some kind of Satanic theme in the Blood Sucking Pigeons from Hell , are you aware of this , and if so why ? No we had no idea . 4 - What are the names of the band members ? Thats allHERE 5 - What is each of the band members drinking capacity ? Except for Raymond who only drinks paint thinner and Pass-pass who can only drink twice his weight , the answer is inconclusive because we have survived every drinking binge so far . 6 - What was the song “My Feeling of Love” about ? I believe it was to show how strong the emotion of love can be . 7 - Where were you guys on sept 7 1988 ? Who Fuckin’ cares ? 8 - If you guys were a tree what kind of tree would you be ? A pile of manure . 9 - Where did you guys meet ? Like I said, thats all HERE. 10 - Does Satan talk to you ? Not anymore , we got him drunk on some homemade stuff , and he was sick for 956 years . I don’t think he’s gotten over it yet . 11 - Do you know Jesus ? Yeah we first met him on the Bastard son of the Lord page and went drinking a few times , but he was a bit too sick for us . ( Doing Mother Teresa was the straw that broke the pigeons back ). Although he does have a cool shirt that say’s, “No wine?No problem!” 12 - Why are you guys so sick ? We aren’t , you are . 13 - Are you guys racist ? Yes. We hate them all, especially yours. 14 - Are you guys Homophobic ? Only if making fun of fags counts . 15 - Have you ever been arrested , and spent any time in jail ? We would have , but as you know Rebus runs the justice system . 16 - What do you think about the U.S President Clinton’s present situation ? It’s good to see Clinton’s showing the way , if only everyone was as much of a bastard ! 17 - Do you guys do drugs ? Why do you have some ? 18 - What kind of T.V. do you watch ? Just “Wheel of Fortune” and pornos (check out “Woman’s best Friend” ). 19 - What bands do you like ? None . 20 - Who are your musical influences ? Blood Sucking Pigeons from Hell and Anne Murray . 21 - Can you kill someone for me ? No , but talk to our boss . 22 - Do you have any connections to the Mafia or other gang syndicates ? Not yet , but we’re working on it . 23 - Do you guys have problems with egos in the band ? No , everyones just an asshole . 24 - Do you guys ever get into fist fights ? Well , once in a while but Dave has learned to shut up and take it . 25 - Do you remember me I met you guys in Calgary at the Republik ? Yeah , you were wearing the leather jacket and jeans right ? 26 - How many bullets would it take to kill you guys ? I don’t know but I only shot Kurt Cobain once . 27 - I’m 26 , deadly looking , and sick , would you guys have sex with me ? I don’t know , can you bring lots of booze and drugs ? 28 - Are you guys dead or just stupid ? I don’t know . 29 - Will Peter Pudfucker cum out with another solo album ? I’ll ask him after he gets out of re-hab........again. 30 - When is your next tour ? When can we jam in your basement ? 31 - Why does Kurt Godboss play with you losers ? Why do you play with yourself ? 32 - How do you feel about the way technology is going and the net ? It doesn’t matter our boss is shutting it all down feb 22 2001 . 33 - Is the world going to end ? Unless we go drinking with the boss , feb 22 2001 is the day. 34 - What style do you consider your music ? Hell music . 35 - What are all the band members favorate drinks ? Peter drinks - anything that is less than 60 % water . Raymond drinks hair spray . The rest of the band drinks lots . 36 - there is no question 36. 37 - Do you guys like sports ? Only if there is blood , sex , and drugs involved . 38 - Did you guys ever finish school ? Raymond has his own school . The rest of us graduated from alcoholics anonymous . 39 - What kind of gear do you guys use ? What kind of stupid question is that . 40 - Do you insult every one you meet ? Yes , I don’t know why . 41 - Do you believe in ghosts ? Will they buy our albums ? 42 - How old are you guys ? I don’t understand the question . 43 - How did you guys feel about opening for KISS ? I’m not sure , I don’t remember . 44 - How does James Hetfield come up with the ideas for your songs ? Um , yeah . 45 - Could you sum up the Blood Sucking Pigeons from Hell in one word ? Yeah , BSPFH . 46 - Did you guys have problems growing up ,or with your parents ? Yes , sometimes my dad hid his wallet . 47 - Did you guys ever consider other careers ? Like what ? 48 - Are you guys drunk all the time or just obssessed with drinking ? Both . 49 - Can you guys meet me at 20 th street and Idlewilde in Saskatoon on Jan 2 1999 ? Is that in Hell ? 50 - Can you tell me any of the titles of your new songs ? We will answer your question as soon as you buy the new album . 51 - What the fuck is a GG? A goody goody. A suck up ass kissing piece of shit brown nosing teachers pet preppie little waste of skin. Or just GG for short. |
